1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:54,376 --> 00:00:57,918 Yes, the paper gets delivered at the same time every day. 4 00:00:59,043 --> 00:01:03,918 No, the paper has never arrived in poor condition. 5 00:01:05,126 --> 00:01:08,668 No, I have never used that card, and... 6 00:01:09,918 --> 00:01:13,709 My subscription number? Hang on two seconds. 7 00:01:19,251 --> 00:01:21,251 17... 8 00:01:23,334 --> 00:01:24,709 Hello? 9 00:01:25,126 --> 00:01:26,668 Hello? 10 00:01:28,209 --> 00:01:30,001 Shit! 11 00:01:30,501 --> 00:01:34,918 This is Johan Edvartsen again. The line just went dead. 12 00:01:35,001 --> 00:01:37,501 No, I don't remember who I was talking to. 13 00:01:37,584 --> 00:01:41,668 I was calling to cancel my subscription. 14 00:01:42,251 --> 00:01:47,709 No, I am not going on vacation, and no I don't want to participate in a survey. 15 00:01:47,793 --> 00:01:53,168 I simply want to cancel my subscription, and know how much I owe. 16 00:01:56,459 --> 00:01:59,543 My subscription number? Hang on. 17 00:02:04,584 --> 00:02:07,793 1722-7850. 18 00:02:10,001 --> 00:02:11,918 How much do I owe? 19 00:02:14,209 --> 00:02:17,293 517 kroner. Fine. What? 20 00:02:18,626 --> 00:02:23,918 No, I don't need that credit. Give it to a hospital or nursing home. 21 00:02:28,834 --> 00:02:32,709 Don't mention it. My pleasure. Thank you. 22 00:02:41,918 --> 00:02:43,709 One. 23 00:02:44,043 --> 00:02:45,751 Two. 24 00:02:45,834 --> 00:02:47,626 Three. 25 00:02:47,709 --> 00:02:49,626 Four. 26 00:02:50,251 --> 00:02:52,209 Five. 27 00:02:52,709 --> 00:02:53,793 Six. 28 00:03:58,584 --> 00:04:00,334 Hi. 29 00:04:02,668 --> 00:04:05,876 - How's it going? - Fine, thank you. 30 00:04:07,043 --> 00:04:10,043 Let me just have a look around. 31 00:04:10,876 --> 00:04:15,376 - It's pretty messy in here. - I haven't had time to wash. 32 00:04:15,459 --> 00:04:18,334 You haven't cleaned at all. 33 00:04:19,376 --> 00:04:23,084 How messy can it get in three weeks? 34 00:04:23,168 --> 00:04:26,709 Have you booked a cleaning service? 35 00:04:27,251 --> 00:04:32,418 - I thought you handled that. - I don't rent short term. 36 00:04:32,501 --> 00:04:37,793 You violated the contract, and now you want me to clean? 37 00:04:37,876 --> 00:04:42,501 I had no intention of violating the contract, - 38 00:04:42,584 --> 00:04:45,001 - but I can no longer afford this. 39 00:04:45,084 --> 00:04:50,001 - Will you take everything with you? - I hoped the cleaners could do that. 40 00:04:50,043 --> 00:04:53,126 Maybe the new tenants want it? 41 00:04:53,209 --> 00:04:55,418 More work for me. 42 00:04:55,501 --> 00:05:01,001 Fine. Keep the deposit, pick up the power bill, and then leave me alone. 43 00:05:01,084 --> 00:05:04,543 Does that sound like a decent proposal? 44 00:05:08,501 --> 00:05:10,834 Feel free to answer. 45 00:05:12,584 --> 00:05:15,126 That's OK. 46 00:05:16,584 --> 00:05:19,251 Fine. Then that's settled. 47 00:05:19,334 --> 00:05:21,168 Here you go. 48 00:05:22,126 --> 00:05:24,459 Thank you. Take care. 49 00:06:47,501 --> 00:06:49,334 There. 50 00:06:50,543 --> 00:06:53,168 It's always the same. 51 00:06:53,251 --> 00:06:56,918 - What is? - I spent thousands last week too. 52 00:06:57,001 --> 00:06:58,834 Mom! 53 00:07:00,084 --> 00:07:02,126 I need that dress. 54 00:07:02,876 --> 00:07:05,418 You have to come outside. 55 00:07:05,501 --> 00:07:09,084 - Which dress? - The green one with diamonds. 56 00:07:10,001 --> 00:07:11,751 The green one. 57 00:07:13,751 --> 00:07:17,626 You have to keep track of your own dresses, OK? 58 00:07:17,709 --> 00:07:22,709 - Come out and help me! - How many dresses do you need? 59 00:07:22,793 --> 00:07:26,793 - Can I have some water? - I'll get it. 60 00:07:26,876 --> 00:07:31,709 You can't wear them all at the same time anyway. These are great. 61 00:07:31,793 --> 00:07:35,126 But there are only four of them. 62 00:07:35,209 --> 00:07:38,584 - Can I have some too? - You too? 63 00:07:38,668 --> 00:07:44,918 How many dresses do you need? Look in your room, under your bed. 64 00:07:45,001 --> 00:07:47,168 - Maybe they're there. - Hi! 65 00:07:48,126 --> 00:07:51,043 Hi. Well, I'm all done. 66 00:07:51,126 --> 00:07:54,668 That old thing? Didn't I buy a new saw? 67 00:07:54,751 --> 00:07:58,251 I just found this, it worked fine. 68 00:07:59,084 --> 00:08:01,251 - Thanks. - See you later. 69 00:08:01,334 --> 00:08:04,209 Now go out and play, honey. 70 00:08:04,293 --> 00:08:08,251 Stay outside a little longer. Dinner is almost ready. 71 00:08:08,334 --> 00:08:10,001 It's cold out there. 72 00:08:10,043 --> 00:08:14,793 I understand. Just play outside a little longer. 73 00:08:14,876 --> 00:08:19,418 She slept in those shoes with flashing lights. 74 00:08:30,709 --> 00:08:32,626 - Jenny? - What? 75 00:08:32,709 --> 00:08:35,584 Take your friend and go play outside. 76 00:08:36,751 --> 00:08:39,043 And turn off the TV. 77 00:08:40,751 --> 00:08:43,834 - Come on! - Hi, Charlotte! 78 00:08:44,709 --> 00:08:47,376 Are you ready for tomorrow? 79 00:08:47,459 --> 00:08:52,001 Excellent! No, he's golfing. He'll be home soon. 80 00:08:53,001 --> 00:08:57,668 We'll be eight adults and six children. 81 00:09:00,543 --> 00:09:03,043 - Are you all right? - He fell! 82 00:09:03,793 --> 00:09:08,251 I'm not going to bother polishing the silver. 83 00:09:08,334 --> 00:09:13,459 Sit down here. I'll get you a band-aid. You'll be fine. 84 00:09:14,543 --> 00:09:15,709 Hang on. 85 00:09:17,168 --> 00:09:21,459 He should have left his training wheels on. 86 00:09:21,543 --> 00:09:27,334 No, it will turn into an adult party later on. I have plenty of cava. 87 00:09:28,626 --> 00:09:32,043 Here we go. Let me have a look at you. 88 00:09:34,376 --> 00:09:36,293 You'll be just fine. 89 00:09:37,876 --> 00:09:39,793 No, don't worry. He'll be here soon. 90 00:09:41,668 --> 00:09:43,376 Let me see. 91 00:09:43,793 --> 00:09:47,793 There! You already have a little scar there. 92 00:09:47,876 --> 00:09:51,876 Now you look cool. Ready to try again? 93 00:09:55,834 --> 00:09:58,834 Good. OK, talk to you tomorrow. 94 00:10:00,293 --> 00:10:02,126 Bye. 95 00:10:07,209 --> 00:10:10,501 Did you have training wheels? 96 00:10:10,584 --> 00:10:13,084 I don't think so. Jenny! 97 00:10:13,168 --> 00:10:15,543 I don't think we did, either. 98 00:10:15,918 --> 00:10:19,543 Or seat belts. We lay in the back of the car. 99 00:10:19,626 --> 00:10:22,876 A suitcase between us. On blankets. 100 00:10:23,001 --> 00:10:27,376 - Remember I told you? - When you got lost in the Alps? 101 00:10:27,459 --> 00:10:30,501 Jenny, don't you hear me calling? 102 00:10:30,584 --> 00:10:33,084 Yep, but you do that all the time. 103 00:10:33,168 --> 00:10:36,376 Hey, come here. You have chores to do. 104 00:10:38,001 --> 00:10:41,001 - Take the trash out. - Not again! 105 00:10:41,084 --> 00:10:44,918 You have to take the trash out. That's your chore. 106 00:10:45,001 --> 00:10:48,376 - Can't I do it later? - No, do it now. 107 00:10:51,376 --> 00:10:55,751 And take those empty bottles in the hall, too. 108 00:10:56,334 --> 00:10:59,501 If you return them, I'll let you... 109 00:10:59,584 --> 00:11:01,668 Do as your mother says. 110 00:11:04,001 --> 00:11:08,126 If you return them, I'll let you keep the money. 111 00:11:08,209 --> 00:11:10,043 Thank you! 112 00:11:10,709 --> 00:11:12,501 I need a teaspoon. 113 00:12:12,584 --> 00:12:14,334 Hi there! 114 00:12:15,251 --> 00:12:17,126 Everything OK? 115 00:12:18,251 --> 00:12:20,876 Yes, everything is fine here. 116 00:12:21,001 --> 00:12:23,751 Can you make it to the wine store? 117 00:12:23,834 --> 00:12:25,751 Good. 118 00:12:25,834 --> 00:12:28,918 No, could you buy four bottles? 119 00:12:29,001 --> 00:12:32,001 - When will you be home? - Look at me. 120 00:12:32,043 --> 00:12:35,501 Hang on... What's that? Come here! 121 00:12:36,418 --> 00:12:38,793 Yes. OK. 122 00:12:43,043 --> 00:12:45,084 No, no. 123 00:12:45,168 --> 00:12:48,334 I've taken care of that. Don't worry. 124 00:12:50,001 --> 00:12:52,418 No, not at all. 125 00:12:54,001 --> 00:12:57,543 OK. I look forward to seeing you, too. 126 00:13:00,126 --> 00:13:03,709 Hurry up to the 8th hole, all right? 127 00:13:27,293 --> 00:13:31,001 Should we brew some more coffee? 128 00:13:40,876 --> 00:13:45,793 That is why we are going to run this Ridley Scott competition. 129 00:13:45,876 --> 00:13:52,626 We have selected some scenes from his films. Can you recognize them? 130 00:13:52,709 --> 00:13:57,126 We have several fun prizes you can win. 131 00:13:57,209 --> 00:14:02,459 Including a VHS of the original Blade Runner. 132 00:14:17,584 --> 00:14:21,918 See if you recognize this clip from a Ridley Scott film. 133 00:14:22,001 --> 00:14:24,793 Here it comes. 134 00:14:37,876 --> 00:14:39,668 G.I. Jane. 135 00:14:40,626 --> 00:14:42,751 "Suck my dick!" 136 00:14:42,834 --> 00:14:48,251 - Not one of his best-known films. - Yeah, we can say that. 137 00:14:48,334 --> 00:14:53,584 - And also one of his weakest films. - True. But let's continue. 138 00:14:53,668 --> 00:14:58,501 This film was not only known for some famous quotes, - 139 00:14:58,584 --> 00:15:03,709 - but also for its use of music, particularly in one scene. 140 00:15:03,793 --> 00:15:09,251 Here is a clip of some good old classical music. 141 00:15:09,334 --> 00:15:14,084 We are now going to hear "O mio babbino caro". 142 00:17:55,584 --> 00:18:01,084 That was "O mio babbino caro", which some of you might have recognized. 143 00:18:01,168 --> 00:18:05,459 We have talked about Scott's incredible visual touch. 144 00:18:05,543 --> 00:18:11,918 Line up his movies next to each other, and he has few equals. 145 00:18:12,001 --> 00:18:19,126 His choice of music, his dialogue, there's so much... 146 00:18:20,001 --> 00:18:23,043 Shit, I need to work out more! 147 00:18:26,209 --> 00:18:30,168 I thought I was in better shape than this. 148 00:20:12,209 --> 00:20:14,668 You haven't spoken today. 149 00:20:15,084 --> 00:20:19,001 Haven't said a word. Are you all right? 150 00:20:19,043 --> 00:20:22,543 Do you have water? Yes, you do. 151 00:20:22,626 --> 00:20:24,459 That's good. 152 00:20:25,543 --> 00:20:29,543 - What's his name? - It's a she. Maribell. 153 00:20:30,126 --> 00:20:31,876 - Maribell? - Yes. 154 00:20:32,293 --> 00:20:34,001 Do you like her? 155 00:20:34,084 --> 00:20:35,293 She's pretty. 156 00:20:35,376 --> 00:20:40,626 If you think she's pretty, Fiona, then you should have her. 157 00:20:41,293 --> 00:20:43,918 You can't just give away a bird. 158 00:20:44,001 --> 00:20:45,626 It's my bird. 159 00:20:47,376 --> 00:20:50,501 But why are you giving her away? 160 00:20:50,584 --> 00:20:53,709 - I'm going on a holiday. - For how long? 161 00:20:53,793 --> 00:20:55,501 I'm not sure. 162 00:20:56,626 --> 00:21:00,334 You have to know how long you're going to be gone. 163 00:21:02,001 --> 00:21:04,376 It will be a few weeks. 164 00:21:11,793 --> 00:21:15,751 - I don't have any food. - I do. In my apartment. 165 00:21:19,001 --> 00:21:23,793 Mom says I shouldn't go into strangers' apartments. 166 00:21:23,876 --> 00:21:27,126 You just wait outside, then. 167 00:21:49,334 --> 00:21:52,459 These are vitamins for her feathers. 168 00:21:52,543 --> 00:21:56,834 And remember to change her sand once a week. 169 00:21:56,918 --> 00:22:00,209 Here you go. Thank you so much. 170 00:23:02,709 --> 00:23:04,668 Hi, Susanne. 171 00:23:06,251 --> 00:23:10,126 No, it's fine. I have a couple of minutes. 172 00:23:11,543 --> 00:23:15,876 No problem. I just came out of a meeting. 173 00:23:16,376 --> 00:23:18,293 It's over now. 174 00:23:21,084 --> 00:23:22,918 Is that so? 175 00:23:24,543 --> 00:23:26,418 Really? 176 00:23:28,918 --> 00:23:30,876 I see. 177 00:23:33,793 --> 00:23:35,626 OK. 178 00:23:37,501 --> 00:23:40,543 No, I won't have time for that. 179 00:23:41,001 --> 00:23:47,001 No, honey, I don't have time between work and cooking dinner and all that. 180 00:23:50,084 --> 00:23:54,793 I think it would be better if the kids came over later. 181 00:23:54,876 --> 00:24:00,168 Hanna can't baby-sit because she... She has other plans. 182 00:24:05,084 --> 00:24:08,168 Then it's settled. Good. 183 00:24:08,251 --> 00:24:13,043 Listen, I'm afraid I have another meeting now. Bye. 184 00:27:00,043 --> 00:27:01,418 Hello? 185 00:27:01,501 --> 00:27:04,334 Hi, I'm in here! 186 00:27:08,876 --> 00:27:11,918 How was your trip home? 187 00:27:12,584 --> 00:27:15,918 Same as usual. Nothing new. 188 00:27:16,001 --> 00:27:19,251 Isn't this weather strange? 189 00:27:19,334 --> 00:27:24,334 First it pours, and then it becomes perfectly calm - 190 00:27:24,418 --> 00:27:28,918 - and the sun comes out, and then it starts raining again. 191 00:27:29,001 --> 00:27:33,001 I wonder what causes it. Did you get wet? 192 00:27:33,043 --> 00:27:37,543 I got completely soaked. But we did have time to... 193 00:27:37,626 --> 00:27:40,334 - I'll be in the kitchen. - OK. 194 00:27:42,543 --> 00:27:48,209 Above the clouds it feels like summer all the time. 195 00:27:48,293 --> 00:27:53,584 One of our first class passengers got quite drunk and rude. 196 00:27:53,668 --> 00:27:59,543 We had full control, but who wants to get drunk before breakfast? 197 00:28:00,126 --> 00:28:03,376 I'm so excited about this lamb roast! 198 00:28:03,459 --> 00:28:06,626 Check the thermometer. 199 00:28:09,459 --> 00:28:13,626 I've been thinking about this meal all day. 200 00:28:15,084 --> 00:28:20,543 Why haven't we done this before? When did you put it in the oven? 201 00:28:24,001 --> 00:28:26,709 Cabernet sauvignon. 202 00:28:26,793 --> 00:28:32,501 Would you rather have a drink? Should I mix you a martini? 203 00:28:32,584 --> 00:28:36,793 - Red wine is fine. - Did you remember the rosemary? 204 00:28:36,876 --> 00:28:39,751 - Rosemary? - Don't tell me you forgot! 205 00:28:39,834 --> 00:28:43,043 I bought some fresh from the Turk. 206 00:28:43,126 --> 00:28:45,084 Sorry. I forgot. 207 00:28:46,084 --> 00:28:50,001 Oh, well. We'll just use it as garnish instead. 208 00:28:53,001 --> 00:28:55,293 It needs pepper. 209 00:28:56,126 --> 00:29:00,376 It isn't finished. I'm adding a vinaigrette. 210 00:29:04,584 --> 00:29:09,126 Everything will be ready in a matter of minutes. 211 00:29:11,084 --> 00:29:14,334 You still have time for a quick shower. 212 00:29:14,418 --> 00:29:17,751 That sounds like a good idea. 213 00:29:17,834 --> 00:29:21,001 An early dinner will be lovely. 214 00:31:04,001 --> 00:31:05,543 Johan? 215 00:31:05,918 --> 00:31:10,834 We could vacation somewhere else, if you want. 216 00:31:10,918 --> 00:31:14,709 Back to the south of Spain, for example? 217 00:31:15,126 --> 00:31:19,084 Then you could show off your Spanish skills. 218 00:31:32,293 --> 00:31:37,376 Where's the bird? I thought I noticed something different. 219 00:31:37,459 --> 00:31:42,293 Maribell wasn't feeling well, so I left her with the vet. 220 00:31:42,376 --> 00:31:44,709 - Left her? - Yes. 221 00:31:45,918 --> 00:31:48,584 The vet needed time. 222 00:31:48,668 --> 00:31:54,418 And I had to go to work and come straight home. He'll call tomorrow. 223 00:32:11,209 --> 00:32:14,293 I hope the bird gets well. 224 00:32:15,459 --> 00:32:19,001 I'm sure... it will get well. 225 00:32:29,584 --> 00:32:31,459 This gravy... 226 00:32:31,543 --> 00:32:33,834 It's incredible! 227 00:32:35,543 --> 00:32:38,126 I added some cognac. 228 00:32:38,209 --> 00:32:41,334 Delicious. This is the life! 229 00:32:54,251 --> 00:32:57,668 Have you heard from Susanne today? 230 00:33:00,209 --> 00:33:03,709 She called just before you came home. 231 00:33:07,876 --> 00:33:10,126 She said that - 232 00:33:10,751 --> 00:33:14,001 - she would come by on Wednesday. 233 00:33:20,918 --> 00:33:24,376 I don't miss the rosemary at all. 234 00:33:32,084 --> 00:33:34,376 This gravy... 235 00:33:36,793 --> 00:33:39,584 It's incredible. 236 00:33:40,501 --> 00:33:42,876 I added some cognac. 237 00:33:51,043 --> 00:33:54,584 This wine has gone straight to my head. 238 00:33:58,168 --> 00:34:00,251 Maybe I've been - 239 00:34:01,001 --> 00:34:04,084 - working a little too much - 240 00:34:05,001 --> 00:34:06,918 - lately. 241 00:34:12,876 --> 00:34:15,793 Maybe too much - 242 00:34:16,584 --> 00:34:19,501 - for an old lady like me, huh? 243 00:34:25,084 --> 00:34:26,918 I've... 244 00:34:27,459 --> 00:34:31,001 I've been working so hard. Flying and... 245 00:34:32,668 --> 00:34:34,709 It's exhausting. 246 00:34:34,793 --> 00:34:38,418 I... I can feel it... 247 00:34:38,501 --> 00:34:42,084 In my feet, mostly. 248 00:34:42,168 --> 00:34:44,376 My blood pressure... 249 00:34:44,459 --> 00:34:49,709 Wearing high heels all day, those high heels... 250 00:36:27,459 --> 00:36:32,334 Hi. I'm sorry, but we can't keep this. 251 00:37:11,793 --> 00:37:13,918 No, don't shoot at me! 252 00:37:14,001 --> 00:37:17,793 - You could have asked me first. - Why? 253 00:37:17,876 --> 00:37:20,251 We had an agreement. 254 00:37:23,418 --> 00:37:25,876 Look how happy she is. 255 00:37:28,334 --> 00:37:30,793 You know what I mean. 256 00:37:30,876 --> 00:37:33,209 She isn't old enough. 257 00:37:33,293 --> 00:37:35,334 Old enough? 258 00:37:37,751 --> 00:37:40,876 Old enough for a bow and arrow? 259 00:37:45,334 --> 00:37:48,751 We're in this together. 260 00:37:58,793 --> 00:38:02,126 So what happened on the 8th hole? 261 00:38:05,543 --> 00:38:08,668 - Drop it. - Suddenly golf is interesting? 262 00:38:08,751 --> 00:38:13,543 - I refuse to argue with you. - You were never interested before. 263 00:38:13,626 --> 00:38:19,501 You had never even touched a club, and suddenly golf is a blast? 264 00:38:21,668 --> 00:38:26,251 "Golf is so much fun. Let's go on a golfing vacation!" 265 00:38:26,334 --> 00:38:28,793 Christ, how pathetic! 266 00:38:41,543 --> 00:38:43,209 I'm hungry! 267 00:38:43,293 --> 00:38:48,418 Look what you dragged in here! Bring that back outside. 268 00:38:49,418 --> 00:38:52,168 - Is daddy eating here? - Are you hungry? 269 00:38:52,251 --> 00:38:55,334 No, dinner's almost ready. 270 00:38:55,418 --> 00:38:58,376 - Is dad eating with us? - No, he's leaving. 271 00:38:58,459 --> 00:39:01,209 Don't shoot those in the yard. 272 00:39:01,293 --> 00:39:05,918 - When is dinner? - In an hour. Those are dangerous. 273 00:39:06,001 --> 00:39:09,001 - Can I have a banana? - No! 274 00:39:14,209 --> 00:39:17,001 Share it with your sister. 275 00:39:30,168 --> 00:39:33,334 - Anyone up for football? - No, there will be no ball games. 276 00:39:33,418 --> 00:39:37,876 - I can't afford new windows. - How about "kick the can"? 277 00:39:38,001 --> 00:39:41,043 Fine, if you play in the front yard. 278 00:39:41,126 --> 00:39:43,418 How about tag? 279 00:39:43,501 --> 00:39:48,209 - Tag is for babies. - Is tag for babies? 280 00:39:48,293 --> 00:39:51,876 When did you grow up, Miss Smartypants? 281 00:39:54,084 --> 00:39:56,918 I'm coming to get you! 282 00:39:57,001 --> 00:39:59,376 Don't be too rough! 283 00:40:02,584 --> 00:40:05,334 Hey, I said not so rough! 284 00:40:06,251 --> 00:40:09,626 - Huh? - Don't be so rough. 285 00:40:11,459 --> 00:40:14,376 - We're just playing. - Take it easy. 286 00:40:24,209 --> 00:40:26,001 OK. 287 00:40:26,043 --> 00:40:29,043 - Let's take a break then. - No! 288 00:40:29,709 --> 00:40:32,418 - Yes! - No! 289 00:40:33,834 --> 00:40:36,709 Come here, you little rascal. 290 00:40:36,793 --> 00:40:39,834 I'll squeeze you together! 291 00:40:49,126 --> 00:40:52,334 - I'm tickling you. - Me too. 292 00:40:52,876 --> 00:40:55,376 Well, I guess I'll use the bathroom. 293 00:42:42,001 --> 00:42:46,126 - Everything OK in there? - Sure. No problem. 294 00:42:54,793 --> 00:42:58,751 There, I think you should leave now. I don't want a scene. 295 00:42:58,834 --> 00:43:03,001 You're usually the one who makes a scene. 296 00:43:03,084 --> 00:43:06,626 - I have something to show you. - I'm not leaving yet. 297 00:43:07,251 --> 00:43:11,084 - We have a surprise for you. - In a minute. 298 00:43:12,501 --> 00:43:17,168 Go see what they want to show you. And then leave. 299 00:43:19,876 --> 00:43:22,668 I want some food first. 300 00:43:24,043 --> 00:43:25,543 - Huh? - Food. 301 00:43:25,626 --> 00:43:27,876 - Food? - Yes, food. 302 00:43:30,043 --> 00:43:36,418 - You want me to make you something? - Yes. That's the least you can do. 303 00:43:36,501 --> 00:43:39,168 I gave you an entire damn house. 304 00:43:39,668 --> 00:43:43,251 An entire house even though you behaved like a hooker. 305 00:43:43,334 --> 00:43:47,709 That language made it impossible to stay with you. 306 00:43:47,793 --> 00:43:52,001 This language is a consequence of you acting like a hooker. 307 00:43:52,043 --> 00:43:56,459 - I think you mean whore. - Fine. Whore. 308 00:43:56,543 --> 00:43:59,876 If you hadn't shared your hairy cunt with... 309 00:44:02,918 --> 00:44:04,918 We've made a play. 310 00:44:05,501 --> 00:44:07,584 Come now. 311 00:44:13,418 --> 00:44:15,334 Now! 312 00:44:41,084 --> 00:44:43,001 Hi there. 313 00:44:44,334 --> 00:44:46,084 Hi. 314 00:44:46,168 --> 00:44:49,793 - Long time, no see. - How's it going? 315 00:44:51,543 --> 00:44:53,668 All right. Hi. 316 00:44:54,418 --> 00:44:57,043 - It's been a while. - You excited? 317 00:44:57,126 --> 00:45:01,418 You bet! Though I'm not sure what they're up to. 318 00:45:19,543 --> 00:45:22,751 Guess we ended up in the last row. 319 00:45:27,293 --> 00:45:29,043 No, it's fine. 320 00:45:29,126 --> 00:45:33,001 Welcome to our children's theater! 321 00:45:33,084 --> 00:45:38,251 This is the dress rehearsal of The Dog That Couldn't Bark. 322 00:45:44,126 --> 00:45:47,668 - Hello, Klumplikum. - Hello, Dimplydimp. 323 00:45:48,834 --> 00:45:51,751 - How are you? - Fine, and you? 324 00:46:21,501 --> 00:46:26,668 - Trine, you ruined everything! - You're mean, Jenny! 325 00:46:37,876 --> 00:46:40,543 Better than last year. 326 00:46:44,876 --> 00:46:46,418 What happened? 327 00:46:46,501 --> 00:46:50,001 You're a dummy! It was your fault! 328 00:46:50,834 --> 00:46:52,168 Go away! 329 00:46:55,876 --> 00:46:57,709 Well... 330 00:46:57,793 --> 00:46:59,334 Hi! 331 00:46:59,418 --> 00:47:02,126 I just brought these in. 332 00:47:02,918 --> 00:47:04,751 Little girls. 333 00:47:05,293 --> 00:47:08,376 They always want their mommy. 334 00:47:11,834 --> 00:47:14,043 Do you... want a beer? 335 00:47:15,543 --> 00:47:21,251 No, I don't think so. I have some boards that need sawing. 336 00:47:21,334 --> 00:47:24,334 Your saw isn't going anywhere. 337 00:47:25,376 --> 00:47:27,126 OK. 338 00:47:30,626 --> 00:47:32,626 - Here. - Thanks. 339 00:47:33,709 --> 00:47:38,001 So, how's it going? Catch any bad guys lately? 340 00:47:38,084 --> 00:47:42,751 - No, I have a desk job now. - OK, I thought... 341 00:47:42,834 --> 00:47:47,001 I took a break from active duty. 342 00:47:47,043 --> 00:47:49,501 I'm a paper pusher now. 343 00:47:49,584 --> 00:47:52,251 Pretty much just typing. 344 00:47:52,876 --> 00:47:57,168 - That must be nice. - Sure, although not much happens. 345 00:47:57,251 --> 00:47:59,459 A good change of pace. 346 00:48:01,084 --> 00:48:03,876 How about you? Are you still... 347 00:48:04,459 --> 00:48:07,459 - In child care? Yes. - Yeah, right. 348 00:48:07,543 --> 00:48:11,001 But I'd like to try something else. 349 00:48:11,084 --> 00:48:16,001 Although I don't want to go back to teaching grade school. 350 00:48:18,084 --> 00:48:21,334 Right. What else do you do? 351 00:48:22,168 --> 00:48:25,668 - Do you golf? - No. Although I've tried. 352 00:48:26,043 --> 00:48:30,918 - I found it boring. Do you play? - No way. No. 353 00:48:33,668 --> 00:48:36,543 - I got my hunting license. - Really? 354 00:48:36,626 --> 00:48:40,376 I'm going grouse hunting this winter. 355 00:48:40,459 --> 00:48:45,126 I went hunting this fall. It was great. Being out in nature. 356 00:48:45,209 --> 00:48:48,668 - It sure beats golf. - Oh, yeah! 357 00:48:48,751 --> 00:48:52,126 I think you should leave now, Fred. 358 00:48:52,626 --> 00:48:54,459 I'm serious. 359 00:48:55,376 --> 00:48:56,793 Go. Now. 360 00:48:56,876 --> 00:48:59,293 I'm having a beer here. 361 00:48:59,376 --> 00:49:04,251 - OK, I think I'll be off. - No, you don't have to go. 362 00:49:05,501 --> 00:49:07,501 Yes, he does. 363 00:49:09,918 --> 00:49:12,834 This game is over. And you are leaving. 364 00:49:13,209 --> 00:49:15,751 You aren't welcome here. 365 00:49:15,834 --> 00:49:18,709 - Jenny, please stay outside. - No. 366 00:49:18,793 --> 00:49:22,043 You can go clean up in the yard. 367 00:49:22,584 --> 00:49:24,709 - I said no. - Jenny! 368 00:49:28,918 --> 00:49:32,876 Hey, no. You really don't have to leave. 369 00:49:33,001 --> 00:49:38,459 I'm having a beer with our neighbor. There's no need to be rude, is there? 370 00:49:38,543 --> 00:49:42,293 How clear do I have to be? You don't live here. 371 00:49:43,418 --> 00:49:47,501 No, I've figured that out. I'm not stupid, either. 372 00:49:47,584 --> 00:49:49,793 Well... OK. 373 00:49:51,209 --> 00:49:53,084 Bye. 374 00:49:54,043 --> 00:49:56,043 Talk to you later. 375 00:50:03,751 --> 00:50:07,084 There. He's gone. Now you can go too. 376 00:50:14,293 --> 00:50:17,626 - Elin... - Are you sick, or what? 377 00:50:17,709 --> 00:50:20,126 What don't you understand? 378 00:50:20,209 --> 00:50:23,751 You are no longer a part of this family. 379 00:51:16,584 --> 00:51:18,418 Shit! 380 00:51:27,501 --> 00:51:29,459 Goddammit! 381 00:51:33,793 --> 00:51:35,918 There. 382 00:51:48,001 --> 00:51:49,709 Shit! 383 00:52:00,293 --> 00:52:02,376 There. Fix this. 384 00:52:02,459 --> 00:52:05,043 I'm going fucking crazy. 385 00:52:36,834 --> 00:52:38,668 Are you thirsty? 386 00:52:38,751 --> 00:52:42,543 I know breast-feeding makes you thirsty. 387 00:53:04,418 --> 00:53:07,334 This will hurt. Sit still. 388 00:53:12,043 --> 00:53:13,834 Sorry. 389 00:53:15,834 --> 00:53:17,793 It's all right. 390 00:53:34,168 --> 00:53:37,043 Are you hot? Or cold? 391 00:53:39,751 --> 00:53:41,668 No, I'm fine. 392 00:53:50,126 --> 00:53:56,418 - Some fresh air would be nice. - Wouldn't it? It's fucking hot in here. 393 00:54:21,501 --> 00:54:23,334 Thanks. 394 00:54:44,334 --> 00:54:46,001 That's too easy. 395 00:54:46,043 --> 00:54:48,668 He even says "Clarice". 396 00:54:50,751 --> 00:54:56,751 It's from Hannibal. The second movie. The one with Julianne Moore. 397 00:55:18,376 --> 00:55:20,584 Do we have diapers? 398 00:55:21,918 --> 00:55:24,251 I think we're all out. 399 00:55:41,626 --> 00:55:43,501 Yeah, all out. 400 00:55:49,001 --> 00:55:51,751 Could you take care of that? 401 00:55:51,834 --> 00:55:53,668 Yeah. 402 00:57:51,668 --> 00:57:54,001 What are you looking at? 403 00:57:54,501 --> 00:57:56,209 Nothing. 404 00:57:58,418 --> 00:58:00,918 - What are you looking at? - Nothing. 405 00:58:01,001 --> 00:58:05,126 - You're looking at something. What? - Nothing. 406 00:58:20,459 --> 00:58:24,001 Look at that. See what you've done? 407 00:58:57,126 --> 00:59:00,376 I told you not to wake up the baby! 408 00:59:14,751 --> 00:59:16,584 Don't move! 409 00:59:22,001 --> 00:59:24,043 Shut your mouth. 410 00:59:34,709 --> 00:59:38,876 Some mother you are, waking your kid up like that! 411 01:01:19,209 --> 01:01:21,001 Hi, it's me. 412 01:01:21,418 --> 01:01:24,209 Are you in the neighborhood? 413 01:01:24,293 --> 01:01:26,584 No, I just... 414 01:01:27,001 --> 01:01:29,084 You up for a beer? 415 01:01:30,126 --> 01:01:32,834 I need a refill. 416 01:01:34,668 --> 01:01:38,001 If you have anything lying around. 417 01:01:38,626 --> 01:01:41,126 Yeah. Same as last time. 418 01:01:45,918 --> 01:01:50,001 All right, see you in a few minutes. Bye. 419 01:02:59,209 --> 01:03:02,001 I'm going out for a beer. 420 01:03:37,168 --> 01:03:40,209 Got any spare change? 421 01:03:44,084 --> 01:03:46,751 - Got any spare change? 422 01:03:47,709 --> 01:03:50,834 - Got any spare change? - Sorry. 423 01:03:50,918 --> 01:03:54,418 You must have something to spare. 424 01:03:55,751 --> 01:03:59,209 Why sit here? Why not go somewhere warm? 425 01:03:59,293 --> 01:04:03,084 I have nowhere to go. Got any change? 426 01:04:03,834 --> 01:04:06,668 - You got a smoke? - How about some beer? 427 01:04:06,751 --> 01:04:10,793 Cool! Got any spare change? Got any spare change? 428 01:04:11,251 --> 01:04:15,001 What kind of beer? Danish, American, English? 429 01:04:15,334 --> 01:04:18,209 - Norwegian. - Fine. Wait here. 430 01:04:18,293 --> 01:04:20,043 Got any spare change? 431 01:04:25,418 --> 01:04:27,751 Let me have two bags. 432 01:04:32,834 --> 01:04:36,501 You only gave me one bag. Thanks. 433 01:04:36,584 --> 01:04:38,501 Got any spare change? 434 01:04:38,584 --> 01:04:42,168 - I bought you a six-pack. - Cool! Thank you. 435 01:04:42,251 --> 01:04:45,459 - Norwegian. Enjoy. - Thank you. 436 01:04:45,543 --> 01:04:47,543 - Bye! - Bye. 437 01:04:51,168 --> 01:04:53,584 Hi. I'll have a Guinness. 438 01:04:53,668 --> 01:04:55,459 Bottle or tap? 439 01:04:56,834 --> 01:04:58,709 Tap. 440 01:05:06,126 --> 01:05:11,001 - You know who's playing? - Some crap Norwegian team. 441 01:05:15,001 --> 01:05:17,168 - Hi. - Hi there. 442 01:05:17,251 --> 01:05:19,918 - How's it going? - Fine. Beer? 443 01:05:20,001 --> 01:05:21,918 I'll have a pint. 444 01:05:22,876 --> 01:05:26,251 So tell me, how's life as a dad? 445 01:05:26,334 --> 01:05:29,168 - As expected. - Lots of crying? 446 01:05:29,251 --> 01:05:33,376 - Nothing but. - My sister just had a kid. 447 01:05:33,459 --> 01:05:36,459 - A boy, fortunately. - So you're an uncle. 448 01:05:36,543 --> 01:05:41,251 I still don't like kids, but that might change. 449 01:05:41,334 --> 01:05:46,376 - When I get my own. - You still won't like other kids. 450 01:05:48,418 --> 01:05:51,001 How about you? Everything OK? 451 01:05:51,043 --> 01:05:53,668 Sure, but I'm tired of work. 452 01:05:53,834 --> 01:05:57,209 Carpentry can be so boring. 453 01:05:59,001 --> 01:06:04,876 Are you coming tonight? The Swede is back from Berlin. 454 01:06:05,001 --> 01:06:09,126 He was at that, what's it called, biennale? 455 01:06:09,209 --> 01:06:12,584 I don't know. Can't keep up with The Swede's stuff. 456 01:06:12,668 --> 01:06:18,918 He told me about this installation he saw down at the Tate Modern. 457 01:06:19,001 --> 01:06:21,501 It was made of sunflower seeds. 458 01:06:21,584 --> 01:06:26,918 The entire museum was filled with an ocean of sunflower seeds. 459 01:06:27,001 --> 01:06:29,459 And they look totally real. 460 01:06:29,543 --> 01:06:33,168 But they're handmade, the old-fashioned way. 461 01:06:33,251 --> 01:06:36,209 Why? That sounds totally pointless. 462 01:06:36,293 --> 01:06:40,251 The point is... Don't limit your mind. 463 01:06:40,334 --> 01:06:44,376 The pointlessness is the entire point. 464 01:06:44,751 --> 01:06:49,459 - How much? - The same, plus what you owe. 465 01:06:50,209 --> 01:06:56,918 Listen, the point is that every one of those sunflower seeds is unique. 466 01:06:57,001 --> 01:07:01,626 Yet you can't tell any of the 100 million apart. 467 01:07:01,709 --> 01:07:05,459 So an entire Chinese village worked for ages - 468 01:07:05,543 --> 01:07:09,376 - on something that can never be used for anything. 469 01:07:09,459 --> 01:07:12,168 They were just used for that sculpture. 470 01:07:12,251 --> 01:07:19,001 It's a commentary on consumption and pointlessness. Get it? 471 01:07:19,751 --> 01:07:23,168 I'll pay you at Jussi's on Saturday. 472 01:07:23,251 --> 01:07:27,584 - I'm going skiing. Come with me. - I can't. 473 01:07:27,668 --> 01:07:32,543 - Won't your wife let you go? - I have a lot going on. 474 01:07:32,626 --> 01:07:35,418 - What? Are you broke? - No way. 475 01:07:35,501 --> 01:07:42,293 But, you know, shit and diapers and... Everything I earn goes into that kid's mouth. 476 01:07:42,668 --> 01:07:48,209 But I'm getting paid next week. How about if I pay you on Friday? 477 01:07:48,293 --> 01:07:53,876 - We can grab a beer and I'll pay you. - I told you, I'm going skiing. 478 01:07:54,001 --> 01:07:57,834 What's going on with you? You seem out of it. 479 01:07:57,918 --> 01:08:00,751 - Hey there. - How's it going? 480 01:08:00,834 --> 01:08:06,543 - So you'll pay me on Thursday? - Is your kid still alive? 481 01:08:06,626 --> 01:08:12,293 - Anne has some baby clothes for you. - Thanks, we have all we need. 482 01:08:12,376 --> 01:08:14,834 I thought you and Anne broke up? 483 01:08:14,918 --> 01:08:19,793 No, we're still together, but not... We haven't broken up, but... 484 01:08:19,876 --> 01:08:23,501 I think I'll take off. Talk to you later. 485 01:08:23,584 --> 01:08:28,543 - And you'll have all my money? - Give me a call sometime. 486 01:09:36,376 --> 01:09:38,168 Hello? 487 01:09:41,876 --> 01:09:45,376 No, that buzzer doesn't work. 488 01:09:46,459 --> 01:09:49,293 Are you here right now? 489 01:09:51,168 --> 01:09:55,251 Sure, but this isn't really a good time. 490 01:09:55,334 --> 01:09:57,459 OK. Then... 491 01:09:58,543 --> 01:10:01,001 Hang on. I'll open the door. 492 01:10:10,709 --> 01:10:12,459 Hey. 493 01:10:14,793 --> 01:10:17,126 - What are you doing? - Shut up! 494 01:10:17,209 --> 01:10:21,001 Where's Karianne and the kid? 495 01:10:21,876 --> 01:10:24,251 At my mom's. What are you doing? 496 01:10:24,334 --> 01:10:28,668 - Let's take the TV. - You stay down there! 497 01:10:28,751 --> 01:10:32,418 Help me carry. Forget about him. 498 01:10:33,168 --> 01:10:35,126 OK, the remote. 499 01:10:36,084 --> 01:10:37,876 OK. 500 01:10:39,043 --> 01:10:43,626 - That TV is worth more than I owe. - Learn to pay your debts. 501 01:10:43,709 --> 01:10:48,543 - This is insane! - Sorry, that's the way it goes. 502 01:23:27,293 --> 01:23:30,251 Stop it. Goddammit! 503 01:23:33,209 --> 01:23:34,876 What the hell? 504 01:23:48,543 --> 01:23:51,126 What's your problem? 505 01:26:20,876 --> 01:26:23,793 Don't look at me like that. 506 01:26:26,876 --> 01:26:29,584 I said don't look at me like that. 507 01:26:29,668 --> 01:26:32,793 Are you throwing glass at me?! 508 01:28:55,918 --> 01:28:59,626 90 minutes 509 01:28:59,793 --> 01:29:04,001 91 minutes